Thursday, May 6, 2010

How Many Cals In A Chicken Chowmein.



This article is dedicated to Bärbel, we miss you in the shop.











My winter tires




Before I start with the actual story, here is a brief explanation of Murphy's Law. It is from the American engineer Edward A. Murphy Jr., said this time the lovely phrase: "is all that can go wrong, go wrong"

. In order not to make it too difficult, here is a practical application in everyday life. The marmalade bread will always fall on the side with the jam. In the department store you will always be in the office to which it lasts longer.




should suffice as an explanation and we are now even to this day.




am this morning I am fresh as ever got out of bed, hopped into the shower, I cut myself shaving, I dressed and then I rose to my little Autochem to drive gene old churches, where I now the second part of first aid should last the course. But in the first and second, it is different than you think.



After I crossed the beautiful metropolis Niedermörsbach to an audible and visual alarm reported in my cockpit, my nice-board computer told me in this manner very affectionate with that of the air pressure in one of my tires in the process, is the air pressure of the environment to adapt, which is obviously not good.

I drive so slowly for a few hundred meters until I at home for the elderly "house Tannenhof come to a stop where I had better also be recovered directly, would have saved me much stress and showered and shaved I would have in the future a nurse.
. Well, what can go wrong, more like one may break the tire is not so.
Mein Winterreifen Well, count me out then and see my four tires at once and the culprit is identified quickly, he is not quite empty, and hear a suspicious "hissing noise". Well, I think, price is probably the first time not so provided for a representative, I pulled on my rain poncho and emergency kit taken from the trunk, for my mini has no spare tire. At first glance, now, which I have thrown them out, I found that it has an expiration date and it has expired for 3 years and 10 months
So, the same as in the manual valve screw out, turned hose to bottle, placed on the valve and the contents of the bottle into the tire inside. And just the way it us, the stuff looks like a certain male bodily fluid, but It is indeed in the tires and at least I have not Lustful it.
Now I've got the compressor from the trunk, my tire so brought back to operating pressure and drove a few hundred meters to the emergency stuff also distributed back to the Tannenhof, got out with the tires looked and found that after 3 years and 10 months of the expiration date emergency Gedönse no longer closes down.



The emergency repair kit will not be Gedönse

What now? Towing is not a tire is so flat. ADAC call? So necessary I also do not have. So just rumtelefoniert who has time for right now to help me. Marv: In the lecture. Dad: Time indeed, no car, so Mom is on the job. Onkel Rudi: Bingo.

My knight in shining armor is therefore driven to the car dealer I trust, has invited one of my stored there is snow tires, tire changing tools and brought me this. I was now able, after I had parked the other way, since I obviously unfavorable on a slope and I stood there, jack up the car failed to change the tire. Super stuff.
So now the car and back to the car dealer I trust, I need yes new tires and the best today, because tomorrow I have to work again. Of course, no match in stock, but at XXX in XXX, then I can go there and get what I can now, if I am to 11:00 clock there. So, after XXX. The door of the dealer has attended fully bonded with stickers, which states, with which one can pay for everything here. And take everything I say to you. Credit cards, EC, bar, blood, and the first born, but something I will not scare me, so into it, tire and wind can be made clear. One thing I must say, this went quite fast and well, unfortunately it cost money, but you can not have it all.
So now back after Betzdorf, can store my winter tires again, I let my brother still be a lamp for the car, because I noticed that a headlight is not working, he also had a superfluous in the desk and down to my parents, sometimes with my Pa relax a little and change the lamp.
changed lamp light does not go to see and there. One of my old teachers at the secondary school used to say "And as we see, we see that we see nothing." He was so right. Fuses checked, only to find that for the left and right the same there, because it is not so. Lamp removed, measured by, lamp defective. Super thing I commend it to me.
Next, I went home first, because here I did not feel me anymore now get a new, fully functional, I just wanted to put up on the couch and legs. And here dear reader, dear reader, the summary by Murphy's Law.
first The mishap happened on the second Lehrgangstag, the day when it rains, instead of the sun. So, changing tires in the rain

second The emergency kit has expired and no longer works

third No money earned by keeping course, instead of money for new Tire output.

4th The new lamp is broken, just like the old woman.

So, everything I write no more, I hope, prepare the story more fun than me.

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