Sunday, September 5, 2010

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Why vegetarians are bad people and other things ... Murphy's Law look

Good morning, dear brethren, it is Sunday, I type my first blog entry since a long time now with my iPad. Let's see how many creative words creep in, thanks to the auto-correction here are. Regular readers will

know that I am a little tinged sarcastic and assign them to tolerate, the relatives by marriage of a colleague had this on the birthday party of her husband has yet to determine.

So what happened?

time As the evening progressed I sat against two female children, aged between 13 and 15 years, and the aunt of the husband. I Sebben was sitting to the side yet to give me a little backing, but this was not always possible, since he had to laugh pretty neat.

It happened so that the children ("We are not children, we're teenagers" - Me: "Yes, of course determined,") is talking about horses. So there was the following conversation:

Me: "You have your own horse and ride?"
child: "Yes, I ride very happy"
Me: "But you did your mom for not taught that with his food does not play is from horses finally made tasty marinated beef?"
Sebby: "And do not forget, even Bifi "

The children were horrified and terror in the eyes, the aunt a facial expression that reminds one of a small smile, but this should change soon. The evening
Me: "Yes I do not like vegetarians, these are bad people who do not like animals"
child: "But who eat no meat but often to protect the animals"
Me: "Who actually get a species and thus protect wants to eat it must
animals too, because only animals that are eaten, are also grown, and thus do not die from "
That was my killer argument number 1! I
: "I also find the behavior of the vegetarian is very barbaric, a pig or a cow has so at least the theoretical possibility of escape and thus to survive, this possibility has not a salad!"

silence with the children, a facial expression that can only be described with horror at his aunt.
The next stag party then told me why: "You Zachi, you know, my aunt is hardcore vegetarian The have you completely shocked nicely does not matter though.."
Both were beautiful evening and I was again shocked people what gives me joy again and again.

And now you are allowed to notify you why I am a bad person?

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