Thursday, October 14, 2010

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pyramid schemes

Hello friends of the night,

I tell stories lately from my past days comes another one. Today's story is just fine in 2001 or 2002 play, just I can not say any more. I have written this text at that time already had it today only adapted a little and rewritten.

Happy reading.


How I spend my Sundays well, if I do not have anything better times? Clearly, I look at new business ideas. There was a beautiful day, I again had her birthday and go out two "friends" invited me to celebrate the day with you. Since I was doing nothing more strangely, I have done so gladly. Completely unexpectedly, I received two then a gift that came up in the form of a voucher. "The chance to meet your unfulfilled dreams "and so on bla bla. Good written, said nothing. All was quite mysterious, and what to expect should I learn well only when the deadline comes.
On deadline, a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon, I was met by two Of course should I dress well in any case, since there is a special day. When it started we went to a small town near Wetzlar, whose name remains undisclosed time here. Once there we waited in front of a hall the start of the event. While we were waiting so the two gold-colored badges covered with the word "Sponsor" and your given name from his pocket and I got a name tag stuck with my name.
"Wow, I thought, like in the army, everyone has a name tag.
"Um .. I have not yet because after going to the front and somehow something about myself, right? Namely, so here I am sometimes a little!"
"No, no, do not worry because sometimes, as we said, it is a funny afternoon. Quite so convinced was I still do not, but somehow I got a queasy feeling in the stomach. As it turned out, had my stomach right and it was not all sweetness and light that day. So approx 15 minutes before the actual start of the event came a couple of dynamic young men from the building stormed, ran frantically to the now quite well grown lot of people with plastic nameplates, like my friends, and bonded with name tags, like me, to greet and talk to. "Ah .... good day, Mr. A. I am Mr. B., the head of Mr C and Ms D.
How are you?" "Mr. B, I'm always good." "I see Mr. A. They are business-dressed, very beautiful."



Mr A. - business-dressed


rang Finally a techno piece, which was then fitted with electronically distorted voice counts down from 10 to 0.
At this time, said one of my hosts, we should all now go to the table and clap ... here I thought "O, put behind you, join simply just do not notice," so I went up on the table, clapped and cried all the time "Hey, Hey, hey ... you I must have looked stupid.
Even as we clapped and we were screaming the soul from the body running, then one of the young men that we have just been welcomed effusive way, through the middle and leaped to the stage. So I thought only "That would have looked funny to have the jump now would not quite make it and kissed the floor with his head" Unfortunately, I

this joy not won. So I had fun the other night, who knows me looking, I always find a way.
During the next 60 minutes he talked a lot and said little, like so many a Politician I've ever seen on television.
His themes were that the company he works for a market niche has discovered, they are looking for young, dynamic, spontaneous, active people who are not "intellectual pensioners". Bla Bla. At the end of that time we knew only that we will meet in the later part of the event, the business idea and the product.
However, because here as everywhere there were competition, we asked a silent commitment to sign, that we tell anyone about the business idea or product, or otherwise let other people get knowledge. Bla Bla. After several thorough read this then I have no problem for found me and then decided to sign because I wanted to know how this goes by the choice of words but rather manipulative held lecture. If I had taken all that seriously, which said the lollipops on the stage, I had to actually now out of sheer depression to throw behind a train or buy a rope for me and shoot me with it.
But further in the text, I digress.
After all had signed the declaration, it went into the first break. Here I was once the "boss" of my friends mentioned. It was obvious that he knew what he had to ask. Unfortunately he is not been aware that I knew what to answer the judge was. I told him so all hear what he wanted and had to be careful that I did not tell him what I by his colleagues, this event and believe his talk. It came here as questions like "And Mr. A, you can imagine even hinzuzuverdienen a little money on a fairly simple way?"

"But Mr. B, of course I could think and if it is so beautiful because of my very limited time and is still possible to make this without a great expense to all, I am always willing to do so" - Bla Bla.
The music starts again. The countdown is heard.
I stand on the table and clap and cry like all the other "hey, hey, hey"
The speaker, or spiritus rector of the event runs and jumps back on stage. For the second time, unfortunately, not been dropped (yes, some people suffer even I like to see). But maybe he has a chance to get me to laugh.
Inside I was while this already, as I was sure that it everything I had told him during the break also believes, but still. Such a fall would have been a real highlight.
learned in this part, we again nothing about the product, man who knows how to make someone curious, no, rather he spoke about how I and everyone else here, get rich with this product. Madness, so I'll follow rich:
first time I buy the product (we remember, no one knows what it is) and thus become "self", then I as a promoter two other "self-catering / promoters, each of which I get 450 €.
madness, what a great thing, I have only two friends of mine persuaded to sell their soul and already I have earned € 900, probably also lost two friends.
But it gets better. After I dragged the first two "SV / PR", I become a sponsor. I now need to chase up only two other "SV / PR" for which I get each of the promoters and sponsors fee. These are then the 450 € and 600 € Promoter sponsorship fee. That would be pro "SV / PR" at least € 1050. Great, I get rich, rolling in money, never work again, kick my head in the ass and tell him what he can forget everything. From here on, expects "He" again and again how much money I get, because for the "SV / PR" to my "PR" chase up then, I always get € 600 sponsorship fee. A multiply for granted, which is always something more. We call astrophysicists and space scientists that a chain reaction that ordinary language speaks of the snowball effect. Then, when wiedermal so about an hour has passed, was spoken in the lot, with one or another psychological well-placed passing shot, but what we always parochial workers previously, we had again "seven and a half, three quarters to eight minutes of rest" as our speaker expressed it. Unfortunately he also fell while jumping from the stage not go. During this break, I was more psychological interrogation tactics ... I wanted to say, you have talk to me again. "And Mr. A, what would you do if you tell us we have earned € 60,000? You saw how fast it can go." "I think I save, I still have to € 120,000 and then I'll buy this great, tuned Nobel slide of the brand .... yes, I'm" Even this break was coming to an end. Maestro, Music! And again I found myself inspiring jubilant, clapping, shouting back at the table. Again our speaker made with one set on stage and again he has not fallen. You can not have everything I always said my grandmother. Well, she was right. In the third part of the event we were first told you how incredibly expensive it is to do here in beautiful Germany independently and this one costs about € 25000-50000, but we by purchasing this great Product would indeed self properly, but for significantly less money and we will come to untold riches, fame and honor, praise and recognition. Bla Bla.
"Wow, this is your dream Mr. A?" "No, Mr. B, just one of many." And so on. Again, I told the lollipop again hear what he wanted, but never what I thought.
Maestro, Countdown!
came At last the long-awaited prize when he started with the price issue, it took about fifteen minutes to tell us that the product has not € 25,000 € 20,000 no no and so on, no costs only € 2,499.
all began to clap, so I was like always interested, made a surprised, interested face and clapped. Maybe I'll go to the theater once, I had apparently been more credible. That is, if I can not prevent me of nothing but my depression shoot own predicament will. But I digress starting again.
Then came the idea of the product. The product is a series of seminars with a total of 14 seminars. The first are twelve, in my view, the imaginary as brainwashing. Among them were
titles such as "snap your chains," "success in life," "Proper questioning techniques" (young, had the Lord in the B but damn been paying attention) and so on. The last two were then financial seminars, because you should know what one attains with the immense wealth of the one here, anything can do it. Here was the place where the contracts were then distributed, as indeed we should all still the same evening business partner of this pleasant Company will also acquire the same and therefore their product. Why did I then asked one of my hosts, if I had to decide today, because I always sleep on things like first two nights.
This I thought would have it, but he will ask again. Until then the nice man came to our table B, we just had a little conversation about everything and everyone. Then came Mr. B to our table and asked,
"And Mr. A, you are already a business partner has become of us?"
"No, I'm still not"
This statement shocked the Lord B but then a little bit, because this sucker probably thought I was a lollipop and he would have been in the bag. "What, no?" - The terror stood in his face.
"No, no, negation four letter word. What has been said here heard Although everything consistent and good at, I would like to make money, but I think contracts are always two or three nights'
" Mr. A, what should be change because in the few days? "
"I do not know Mr. B, but those are my principles under which I act"
"Mr. A, what's wrong with the car? Could you afford it because when you go on as before? And the opportunity to get rich you only get once in a lifetime
"Mr. B, if so, I will probably unfortunately be without the car"
now repeated this conversation a few minutes, until the candy has checked that he was not with me coming up next.
He went away and never came back, but I followed him with eyes so it looked not so obvious, I turned to one of my hosts to talk to this a little. I saw then, as Mr. B was talking to another of the young, highly energetic charged men who have given so much trouble at the beginning of our arrival, it was in my direction and the two were then separated from each other shortly thereafter.
After about five minutes this sucker came to us and then asked

"And Mr. A, all right?"
"Of course, I'm it is always good! "
" And, they have already signed? "
" No, I never write a contract without a few nights to sleep on it "
Then Little such a great, greasy grin got in his face when he said

, "But Mr A, which is not a contract, which is a request, look, which is here about it,"
Now that I could have borne that grin probably not for too long without passing me I said
"But, but, even if there would be a Mickey Mouse title, it is here for two corresponding declarations of intent of a natural and a legal person, so this is after the Civil Code a contract "
Well, in I think not fully so, but it sounded first for such a sucker for good and secondly, the grin was suddenly gone. I would take it even longer.
The question that now came, I had actually expected, only that he almost ran into a slight stuttering

"Um ... Mr. A, what do you do it again for a living?"
"I'm a computer technician and take care of a few PCs
Now he knew absolutely not what matter was and then left us very few words.
As was then finally see that just did not sign them all, but still shockingly large, the lollipop came from the beginning again on the stage and held not a truly historic speech because of how great it is that so many have chosen to the business partner of ... be and how it was unfortunate but that some have not found the courage to overcome your fear and then they probably never meet, unfortunately, this or that dream.
Here he mentioned then again my car that I would never afford me.
And even the one or two other things, they were then probably addressed to the others who had not signed.
The event was finally over and I was then at some point at home.


Now that my case was not entirely at ease, I went the next day the police and told them about it. The name of the company, I can tell you is no longer, but in all probability this will no longer be under the name anyway. These pyramid schemes, whether in this kind here, as gift circles or other come and go.

Until my next post,

your Zacharias


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