Note: This is a pretty dirty and sarcastic blog entry, I have been warned.
is Slowly it to the department Christmas party. And even before the first Advent, fie can I really say, but sometimes can not coordinate different.
Friday, we are thus only in the beautiful university city Siegen ("Learning in Siegen means learning to win) the Christmas market visit to us then subsequently engaged in the Cafe del Sol, the mulled wine again to remove oral and chips or similar solid food then in this way to eat.
And where are questions the directions ye? Well, I will come slowly. Those who know me know, anyone who knows me so well, it is suspected, and who does not know me, it now experiences. Yes I am already a little while single again, at the Wild at rumkoitieren am I not, which meant that I had accepted a medical condition, under which "SOUTH" is known. This abbreviation stands for "over-seed pressure." Now you also know what the 'white' is in my eyes. Well, whereas men can usually do something. Hand to work is announced, is part of the palm fronds, grab a down, the boa strangling, self-love. Call it but as you will.
But if this lasts too long and now everything is already all positions of "Nice masturbation"
has tried comes, sometime not get out everything. Now man gets so "NORTH". The doctors are talking about a "non Onanierbaren residual pressure." So there is always something in there, like the last drop of ketchup in the bottle, not what you rankommt. I know it's disappointing. I am a poor, pathetic person.
do what I about it? Now pay for sex, I no longer do. The last one I paid for sex have been in my marriage and so does a marriage, a divorce at the end even more. Such a relationship is still only a "Sexflatrate" or "Sexabonnement. The timing fits with Friday as well in the plan, then of course you can stay away from the attractive ladies, for that is simply not popped in the office here have been different. I must not be caught yet. Generally I have two plans, how could it succeed so Friday, a young, attractive to me until such time strange lady on land, or better, to go to bed.
Plan 1 - Code Name: "Absolute despair"
Yes, as far as I am already. I wait it out on mulled wine, I drink even only a little courage. Just before the Christmas market is the end then, I look for a non-mated, young, attractive and endless drunken woman go up to her and say
"Come on darling, let go and go home"
. In my plan, we end up in my bed or her and the rest Prints flies, so to speak.
. Have you noticed how God there with transferring and thus inspire confidence? Only in this way As a side note. We then walk hand in hand (yes, how romantic) a few more corners, when I came to her with tears in his eyes say
Plan 2 - Code Name: "Terror and pity"
was due I got the idea for this plan our Interior Minister Thomas de Maizière, and Hollywood. For the implementation at this point I need a little more material than a plan, I must carry a backpack with me. Said backpack must be visible to me quietly in a corner, but, in the vicinity of the female, young, attractive and drunken object of my desire to be set up. Said course may desire objects have not seen it. Now I place myself in close proximity to this lady, raise my voice and speak loudly and clearly the word:
"Oh my God, a bomb,"
show it on your backpack, lay hold of the lady's hand and say
" Come on, let us bring in security
"Oh no, I will not die a virgin"
. This should be enough to generate compassion in the face of imminent terror threat, that even here the trail leads back to the bedroom and the pressure is removed.
Let me know what you think of my plans and remains decent. I do not stay.
Your Zacharias 
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