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My application

My beloved companion, comrade and dear Chancellor, Angela regret

with today I have found that the pressure Theo has not stood up and stepped down is. I see this with a laughing and a crying eye. Weeping, I saw him as a good politician and very good defense. Laugh, because I now makes it possible for me to apply for the vacant position.

This would open journal I apply with you for the post of defense minister my dear Angela. I think I'm suited for different reasons for it. Both professionally as well as "scandal" without risk.

My professional competence is due to the ten months that I my military service, it fitted with the German Air Force in 1998 and 1999 here, where I got a deeper insight into the function of our war machine. I can say with complete justification from me, I know the company inside and out, knows what she is able to do and what not.

I am not at risk of being accused because of the Plagiierns a doctoral or master thesis, I have both never written, or had this written. The general university I have never achieved and I am therefore not never been to a university.

My plans for the post of War Minister provide for Defence, to subdue a small Arab country with rich oil resources to the full force of the German military to you, my empress, so your subjects the people finally at discounted rates with the cars petrol can fill. This should give you the population in the next election periods, to ensure your deserved retirement.

I beg you to consider my application.

Sincerely

Zachary Fuchs
Federal Minister for Defence-in-law